The rules

You can't spell "birthday fun" without "comprehensive and strict ruleset", so these are the rules for this year's birthday:

  1. Gift policy: This year's gift must be a video of yourself and a total stranger wishing me happy birthday (in whatever language you want). And don't get your cousin to do it and then hit me with some bullshit like "it's a stranger to you", it must be someone you've never met before and if you lie I'll know and give you the flu. All the videos will be available on this playlist for posterity, and if you don't make a video I will make one to shame you for ever.
  2. You can bring a plus one but they can't eat too much, I'm not made of beef. If I've explicitly invited them they can eat normal portions.
  3. If you don't have a car you need to take a hard look at your life and cry while you ride to the restaurant in mine.
  4. No vegetarians! We didn't spend millennia utterly dominating animals so we can leave them uneaten. Just kidding, there will be a vegetarian menu because I love you .
  5. No cake! Seriously don't bring a cake what the fuck, there will be desserts there.

Time and place

There's a time and place for everything, and this is the time and place for the birthday dinner. As I've already mentioned, this year the dinner will be at an excellent meat and game restaurant Thodoris told me about. It's neo-Greek cuisine, and it'll be better than last year's assholes.

Don't forget to click the floating bell so I can send you birthday updates if something changes.

Time: 9:00 pm, Saturday June 22, 2019.

Place: Evora eatery, Ano Toumpa, Thessaloniki.

Message me now to tell me if you can make it or not so I can plan the activities.